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would you still love me if
I shaved my head?
licked every envelope and sealed it shut?
wore your underwear and stretched it out?
urinated into the wind without a care?
announced the goings ons in my butt at any given moment?
tried to convince everyone I was a black woman?
my butt feels grumbly.
Put all my clothes on backwards (even my shoes)?
masturbated at the monkeys in the zoo?
spanked the emu?
held my breath long after I turned blue?
stopped rhyming?
played video games all day and ignored you?
really stopped rhyming?
would you love me if I could not say the same?
if you wouldn't, I couldn't blame you.


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Aug. 13th, 2001 01:01 am (UTC)
Uhmm...Can I change my answer?
JoeMamma I think you would
look most awesomest with a shaved-
Wait-wait wait wait
You mean you AREN'T a black woman!?!

All this time...


I feel so deceived.
Aug. 13th, 2001 08:12 am (UTC)
Re: Uhmm...Can I change my answer?
Aug. 13th, 2001 04:11 pm (UTC)
i think it would be rather kinky seeing you in my underwear... I might be angry that they're all stretched out... but still, if i could take pictures, it would all be worth it....
Aug. 14th, 2001 10:03 am (UTC)
Aug. 14th, 2001 03:45 am (UTC)
i would love you especially if you masturbated at the monkeys in the zoo...

just because it'd be amusing...


and btw, i didn't think paris was a dirty as you said it would be... although there seemed to be a shortage of deoderant because B.O. hovered like a cloud over the city... but i didn't see anyone urinating on the side of the road!

and i picked up many new additions to my mighty man harem! (paris is full of beautiful guys!)
Aug. 14th, 2001 10:05 am (UTC)
too bad for you! I saw people pissing all over, I guess you just missed out on the paris pissing experience!
Aug. 15th, 2001 02:06 am (UTC)
yea, i guess... or something...

the BO was horrible, i think that made up for the lack of urination
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