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Tom and Katie Expecting!

October 5, 2005
Happy Hollywood couple TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are expecting their first child together, a rep for Cruise confirmed to ET.



Seriously, I'm going to throw up.

This makes me sick.

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abstracttouch
Oct. 6th, 2005 01:13 pm (UTC)
I reeeeeeeally don't like them as a couple.
I was always hoping tom was just a rebound for katie. stupid bitch.
joe_black
Oct. 6th, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
I don't think ANYONE likes them as a couple.

Just wait for Katie to have post-partium depression. Then Tom can tell her that she's fine, there is no such thing, because we all know he's a frikken doctor.
dangerboyjon
Oct. 6th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC)
Katie knows NOTHING about childbirthing! Tom has studied Birth so he KNOWS how to give childbirth!

Seriously.. that kid is gonna be messed up and have a drug problem at like.. 6.
joe_black
Oct. 6th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
Its a trick. I think Tom Cruise cloned himself and forced the developing zygote into Katie's Uteris when she wasn't looking.
aphrodite
Oct. 7th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
Oh, what utter bullshit! I wonder if its really true!
joe_black
Oct. 7th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
Punch her in the gut and find out...?

nah...
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