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New goal in life

You all know of those public toilets that when you flush, all the contents instantly disappears, and a split second later you hear the sonic boom from the super sonic flush... yeah, you know.

My new goal in life is to poop big enough to clog one of those toilets.

yup.

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zahrah
Jan. 24th, 2005 12:48 am (UTC)
you know what? i don't like those automatic flush toilets. they always flush at the wrong time and eww...

i like your goal. i believe in you! it's attainable! set your standards high! you WILL climb that ladder! you will have ENOugH POOP in your butt to plug that toilet up soo baad they'll spend all day trying to fix it! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU LUKE! USE the force! i recommend a serious can of refried beans mixed with some heavy meat for artillary...

load up! coffee makes me poop, so maybe coffee will guide you!
joe_black
Jan. 24th, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC)
LOL

thank you for the advice! My only problem is I must hunt down and find one of these super flushing toilets. I'm not sure if there is one nearby or not. I should check Air Ports and Shopping Malls first.

But once I find one, it is ON!!!!!
aphrodite
Jan. 24th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
Always good to have something to strive for in life

lol
joe_black
Jan. 24th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
This is one of those more easy to attain goals in life... well, comparativly to my others.
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