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there was only one lady at work today.... I gave her the smuckers line..... all I got in reply was, "WHAT?!" laughter, "Is there something wrong with you today?"

I guess people don't take me serious with my smuckers fetish....::shrug::

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aphrodite
Apr. 1st, 2001 08:06 pm (UTC)
What is smuckers? must be an american thing

i must say the most amusing pick up line i've heard (actually, i read it somewhere) is this:

*crush ice on bar* "Now that i've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

HAHAHAHA

Of course, I can't guarentee that will get you anywhere, but it is kind of funny
shera619
Apr. 1st, 2001 08:44 pm (UTC)
Smuckers is a brand name of jelly. Quite good.
joe_black
Apr. 1st, 2001 11:22 pm (UTC)
Re:
umm... I think I could find some manipulative one-night stand lady to fall for that one...

Smuckers is a brand of Jelly.
aphrodite
Apr. 2nd, 2001 12:18 am (UTC)
and by "jelly" you mean like a sandwhich spread, right? Like "peanut butter and jelly" (do people really eat that? it sounds gross)

We call jelly "jam"

And then we call Jello "jelly"
(whoa, try to say that ten times really fast)
technojunkie
Apr. 2nd, 2001 08:10 am (UTC)
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Ha Ha Funny!!!

We Americans got it all messed. I wish we stuck to our british roots more. It probably has to do with the amount of non-brit ansisters we have.

BTW - Peanut Butter and Jelly is the Best ever. Lots of Beanut Butter LOTS more jelly. Kinda messy but real good!!!
joe_black
Apr. 2nd, 2001 08:53 am (UTC)
Re:
Yup, people eat "penutbutter and jelly" its quick to make and penutbutter fills a person. Its actually not that bad, but I don't eat it all that much, if ever....

I like little interesting things like you just mentioned with the jam and jelly.
That is actually very interesting to me.
aphrodite
Apr. 3rd, 2001 12:35 am (UTC)
Australian slang is even better :)

We can shorten any word or change it. I can give you some examples when I meet you in San Fran, that way you get the Aussie accent as well :P

But this is interesting: we don't say "bathroom" we say either: "loo", "dunny", "toilet"... I can't WAIT to get over there and go to McDonalds or something and say "where are your loos?" and then look at the expression on the persons face.
"WTF????"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

another slang word... we shorten McDonalds to Maccas.
joe_black
Apr. 3rd, 2001 11:38 am (UTC)
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Loo doesn't surprise me. I would understand. Dunny, I would be taken by surprise with.

Maccas? That sound more like a bird than McDonalds. hehehehe

You'll have a field day with Califonia slang. I hate it. You got the "like" which has even reared its ugly head in my vocabulary (shutter)... then there is the "Hell'ah" or "Heck'ah" very annoying. I'll use it in a sentence for you, "That car is hell'ah cool!"
I will never, EVER use that slang... EVER!!!

Anyway. It will be fun!
angellam
Apr. 1st, 2001 09:35 pm (UTC)
I'm proud to have started this.

::puffs her chest with pride::
joe_black
Apr. 1st, 2001 11:29 pm (UTC)
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::sneaks up on you and unloads a full jar of smuckers on you, then smears it in!::

Mwahahahahaha
angellam
Apr. 2nd, 2001 05:20 am (UTC)
You boys and your mating rituals. I told you I'm taken. If we break up..I'll let you know. Then, the jam spreading would be okay.
joe_black
Apr. 2nd, 2001 08:54 am (UTC)
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::runs away crying::
angellam
Apr. 2nd, 2001 03:20 pm (UTC)
::holds up peanut butter and bread:: ::hugs::
joe_black
Apr. 2nd, 2001 03:23 pm (UTC)
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Awwwhh... How can I resist a penutbutter and jelly sandwhich!?!?!

::runs back failing wildly!::
angellam
Apr. 2nd, 2001 03:29 pm (UTC)
I love peanut butter and naners myself.
joe_black
Apr. 2nd, 2001 03:35 pm (UTC)
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somehow, I can't see bananas and peanutbutter going well together.... ::stuffing face with PBandJ::
angellam
Apr. 2nd, 2001 03:58 pm (UTC)
If you can actually eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich and NOT like it...I will let you put smuckers on my butt. I'm positive you'll like it.
joe_black
Apr. 2nd, 2001 04:00 pm (UTC)
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::preping the Smuckers:: We'll see about this!
angellam
Apr. 2nd, 2001 07:03 pm (UTC)
Sounds like a bet my friend.
joe_black
Apr. 2nd, 2001 09:49 pm (UTC)
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Now... It'll take me until tomorrow to discover this, since I don't readily have peanutbutter and a bannana on hand... so have patients child.
angellam
Apr. 3rd, 2001 06:41 am (UTC)
I'm not a doctor I can't have patients. :)
joe_black
Apr. 3rd, 2001 11:39 am (UTC)
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I guess you are now, have you made them wait this long? You are horrible... go get them and do doctor stuff!
angellam
Apr. 3rd, 2001 03:02 pm (UTC)
I'm a counselor. They don't have to wait. I'm not a doctah (My swartezenegger impersonation)
joe_black
Apr. 4th, 2001 11:24 am (UTC)
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Then counsil them! For Pete's sake woman, DO YOUR STUFF!!!
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